I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”
How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.
Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.
Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.
One time, we got a big prosciutto ham that was sent to my mother by a cousin in Lecara Friddi. We got all excited because it was the first package that ever come from home. My old man got out a hammer and opened up the crate, and there was a beautiful ham all wrapped up in burlap. We was ready to attack it right then, but mother said no, a prosciutto ham has to be hung up for a while so that the air could get at it and it wouldn’t be too soft.
The next day, a guy named Moliari knocked at our door after dinner. It was Tuesday, and he came to collect his dollar. He was a moneylender, the fat bastard, and he specialized in Sicilians. I think my old man had borrowed some money to buy a new bed for my sisters and he was about three or four weeks behind in payments. So Moliari come up with two guys to take back the bed. When he got a look at the prosciutto ham hangin’ in the kitchen, the son of a bitch took it like it belonged to him. When he go to the door, he said to my mother somethin’ like, ‘I’ll take this; you don’t want your girls to sleep on the floor.’ But I fixed that shitheel good. About two months later, we knocked off his apartment and we grabbed over four hindered dollars. That was most expensive prosciutto the son of a bitch ever stole.”
The Last Testament of Lucky Luciano
So each year between semesters i tend to do one job. This year i didn’t do shit but for a few.acting gigs. So…last year was so called waitress, this year is so called actress, next year actual job maybe that would pay the rent? Please?!
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
except in the universe where youre not