Nights on Mars

Nights on Mars are cold, so we fill them with things

elizabitchtaylor:

National Brotherhood Week | Tom Lehrer

Step up and shake the hand
Of someone you can’t stand
You can tolerate him if you try

acceber74:

pardonmewhileipanic:

chocohawlic:

empty-venus:

Breaking news: White fuckboys on twitter bitching how funny it is that Beyoncé is a feminist when she and her dancers were provocative and half naked. Despite feminism being about empowerment and a woman’s right to do whatever the hell she pleases with it, they just don’t seem to be able to grasp this concept.

In other news, men still don’t know what feminism is, still bitter that they aren’t Beyoncé and still making themselves look like asses on the internet.

And now the weather.

I bet 5 minutes later they slid up in some DM’s asking for nudes

you know these assholes had NO PROBLEM with anything in her show until that word popped up

it’s not nudity they have a problem with

it’s a woman who is empowered and in control of how when and why she dresses and dances how she wants

when their precious male gaze is questioned or dismissed, suddenly she’s a terrible feminist, and they try and shame her for the very thing that was turning them on seconds before

Hey.

little-miss-curvy:

fitchris25:

It’s okay to eat over your daily intake goal. Hell, it’s okay to triple it!!

But don’t eat less the next day.

Your body CAN handle extra calories. It will keep your metabolism up and firing.

So don’t worry. You had your big day, now go back to eating clean and healthy and ENOUGH like you usually do.

You are a star.

Ok but seriously it’s really nice seeing this right now. I hope it can help others too 💗
deducecanoe:

blissfully-different:

rooooosssiiiieee-gaaaamgggeeee:

leggy-and-thrandy:

beggars-opera:

leggy-and-thrandy:

so in tech my teacher had this older copy of the hobbit and IM SCREAMING THE COVER

Oh my god it goes along with the romance novel cover of two towers


this post got so popular oh my god

Legolas looks like a home economics teacher circa 1978

Gimli looks exactly the same as he does in the movie.

Now I know why I never read the Hobbit. A friend lent it to me in high school and it had that same exact cover. TERRIFYING.

deducecanoe:

blissfully-different:

rooooosssiiiieee-gaaaamgggeeee:

leggy-and-thrandy:

beggars-opera:

leggy-and-thrandy:

so in tech my teacher had this older copy of the hobbit and IM SCREAMING THE COVER

Oh my god it goes along with the romance novel cover of two towers

image

this post got so popular oh my god

Legolas looks like a home economics teacher circa 1978

Gimli looks exactly the same as he does in the movie.

Now I know why I never read the Hobbit. A friend lent it to me in high school and it had that same exact cover. TERRIFYING.

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

wilwarien:

tanz der vampire: a musical where the girl doesn’t love the boy, the protagonist dies, the bad guys win, and the show closes with a song about drinking blood and devouring souls while the audience cheers on

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thefangirlofeld:

twelves-impossible-girl:

notsomolly:

“Eccleston was a tiger and Tennant was, well, Tigger. Smith is an uncoordinated housecat who pretends that he meant to do that after falling off a piece of furniture.” — Steven Moffat

I think we all know who that makes Capaldi.

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

PERFECT.

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